Of Jehovah’s Witnesses, Max Associates and How to Get a Woman in Bed with You
Let’s also say that, whenever you resent Max associates, calling them names and ultimately scorning them, you’re merely implying that money is not only the root of all evil, but is also evil. You’re saying it’s wrong to make money.
Truth is, you can’t blame these two groups of people much.
Like dogs, they’re only being loyal to the person with the biggest bone, and that determines the speed and direction of their move. One of these dogs is on a mission to get rich, the other is winning souls for a higher being.
You know where the discussion is going if you have a clue what a dog’s loyalty is. It’s amazingly huge, like the residual income Max International offers its people. So when they come telling you what appears like cock-and-bull stories to get you to sign up, it’s not really about cocks and bulls; it’s about dogs. A dog’s bone!
You can’t blame the people — you should register your displeasure with the business model. The organisation is run on the basic tenets of network marketing — the highest recruiter is the biggest earner. So when they get quite persistent and unrelenting with getting you to join the bandwagon, they are simply saying “charlie, help me get rich quick”.
Well, like fine wine, their resilience is not dying anytime soon. Sorry to burst your bubble!
So the “formats” and unwelcoming look on your face are rather a lot of inspiration for the JW. You see, they weild a large umbrella together with a cowboy hat for the scorching sun’s midday troubles, and a big heart for your condemnation.
Here’s the point: all crimes are crimes of passion. There’s always a reason. People don’t do stuff because they forget it’s illegal, or inappropriate. They have a big picture others do not see. So we can’t blame the world’s evil on a man on a mission.
Unfortunately for them, there’s a thin line between being desperate and being determined.
A JW’s place of destination may be a certain heaven-on-earth, whiles the other dogs are itching to have a treat at Royal Senchi, but there’s a lot more underdogs “maxing” and “witnessing” into what’s in between the legs of a woman.
Exaaaaactly! That too takes a lot of coercing, midnight calls, spending, stalking, shopping, and making a lot attempts at pulling a good impression.
That is why they say men are dogs!
We all are passionate about something that gives us a night’s sleep and brings elation to our checks. So, by all means we dwell on them. It is what we believe in, it’s what makes our world stop.
There’s a lot more we can be, greater heights we can reach if we live our lives like there’s a big bone to grab. There’s a lot more we can be if we look beyond the discouragements.
Max pays, heaven is real, and I’m told orgasms are an overwhelming experience too. I saw that somewhere in the book of Luke…
|The Parable of the Persistent Widow|
Then Jesus told them [Max Associates, Witnesses and playboys] a parable to show them that they should always pray and not give up. He said: “In a certain town there was a judge who neither feared God nor cared what people thought.
And there was a widow in that town who kept coming to him with the plea, ‘Grant me justice against my adversary.’
“For some time he refused. But finally he said to himself, ‘Even though I don’t fear God or care what people think, yet because this widow keeps bothering me, I will see that she gets justice, so that she won’t eventually come and attack me!’”
DISCLAIMER: I’m not a Max Associate, neither am I a JW, nor do I have a clue what’s underneath a woman’s skirt.