Of Jehovah’s Witnesses, Max Associates and How to Get a Woman in Bed with You

If you find it disturbing when a Jehovah’s Witness attempts to evangelize to you, you’re invariably saying to God, “Boss, why are you pestering me?”.

Let’s also say that, whenever you resent Max associates, calling them names and ultimately scorning them, you’re merely implying that money is not only the root of all evil, but is also evil. You’re saying it’s wrong to make money.

Truth is, you can’t blame these two groups of people much.

Like dogs, they’re only being loyal to the person with the biggest bone, and that determines the speed and direction of their move. One of these dogs is on a mission to get rich, the other is winning souls for a higher being. 

You know where the discussion is going  if you have a clue what a dog’s loyalty is. It’s amazingly huge, like the residual income Max International offers its people. So when they come telling you what appears like cock-and-bull stories to get you to sign up, it’s not really about cocks and bulls; it’s about dogs. A dog’s bone!

You can’t blame the people — you should register your displeasure with the business model. The organisation is run on the basic tenets of network marketing — the highest recruiter is the biggest earner. So when they get quite persistent and unrelenting with getting you to join the bandwagon, they are simply saying “charlie, help me get rich quick”.

You’re just pissed off because their approach leaves you no room to breathe. 

Well, like fine wine, their resilience is not dying anytime soon. Sorry to burst your bubble!

So the “formats” and unwelcoming look on your face are rather a lot of inspiration for the JW. You see, they weild a large umbrella together with a cowboy hat for the scorching sun’s midday troubles, and a big heart for your condemnation.

Here’s the point: all crimes are crimes of passion. There’s always a reason. People don’t do stuff because they forget it’s illegal, or inappropriate. They have a big picture others do not see. So we can’t blame the world’s evil on a man on a mission.

Unfortunately for them, there’s a thin line between being desperate and being determined.

A JW’s place of destination may be a certain heaven-on-earth, whiles the other dogs are itching to have a treat at Royal Senchi, but there’s a lot more underdogs “maxing” and “witnessing” into what’s in between the legs of a woman.

Exaaaaactly! That too takes a lot of coercing, midnight calls, spending, stalking, shopping, and making a lot attempts at pulling a good impression. 

That is why they say men are dogs!

We all are passionate about something that gives us a night’s sleep and brings elation to our checks. So, by all means we dwell on them. It is what we believe in, it’s what makes our world stop. 

Eventually, what is more important is how much our persistence has enabled us to accomplish for ourselves or for the good of others.

There’s a lot more we can be, greater heights we can reach if we live our lives like there’s a big bone to grab. There’s a lot more we can be if we look beyond the discouragements. 

Max pays, heaven is real, and I’m told orgasms are an overwhelming experience too. I saw that somewhere in the book of Luke…

The Parable of the Persistent Widow

Then Jesus told them [Max Associates, Witnesses and playboys] a parable to show them that they should always pray and not give up. He said: “In a certain town there was a judge who neither feared God nor cared what people thought.

And there was a widow in that town who kept coming to him with the plea, ‘Grant me justice against my adversary.’

“For some time he refused. But finally he said to himself, ‘Even though I don’t fear God or care what people think,  yet because this widow keeps bothering me, I will see that she gets justice, so that she won’t eventually come and attack me!’”

DISCLAIMER: I’m not a Max Associate, neither am I a JW, nor do I have a clue what’s underneath a woman’s skirt. 

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9 Responses

  1. Nice write up. But network marketing is not about getting the highest number of enrollments.

    Maybe you should research that well.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Its a great piece bro,i just was getting interested when you pulled the curtains… But are you sure you dont know what's beneath a woman's skirts? Lol i know you do VE frequently bro ��

  3. Patrick Fynn says:

    Technically, you're quite right. But the point is that, the highest recruiter in Max is arguably the richest.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Im not into Max now, but I know That's also wrong my brother. Highest recruiter is never the richest.. I'm seen Max Complan,and it has 8 days of earning so do some research in the Max or any MLM before u write such a line.. it makes people think u are clueless.
    Thank me later

  5. Alfred says:

    Wow!!! Great piece bro.You always nail it

  6. Deryk Elikem Medy says:

    Great piece Patrick!!

  7. You like trouble my brother, and I know you know your ending remarks is a false, George would bear me "witness"

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